Prince Harry And Toilet Deodorizer Promoter Meghan Markle Will Not Be Attending The Queen’s Jubilee


The press went into overtime recently with stories that Prince Harry and his wife, toilet deodorizer promoter Meghan Markle, would be presenting the best-picture award at the Oscars.

Of course, it never happened.

I previously wrote in an opinion piece (which can be read here,) that this story was laughable and they were never asked to present an Oscar. It was just a story planted by their PR team.

It did the trick. Those two got the PR they wanted. So-called experts and ‘Royal Reporters’ had a field day.

People were discussing whether or not they would show up all over social media.

People held their breath. Will they or will they not be there.

I found it odd that nobody actually picked up a phone (as I did) and ask will they be presenting. It was also strange that nobody took into consideration that maybe after the Academy released the seating plan as well as the presenter list, one could see that their names were not on it, and people still wondered if they would be presenting.

Logic doesn’t matter in 2022 I guess.

If one thinks logically, I never understood why the Academy would choose proven liars, who exploited veterans and 9/11 First Responders, Insulted the Constitution, interfered in the American Political system, filmed children for Netflix without parental permission, got kicked out of the UN for filming without permission, and set up her father.

It makes no sense that they would be considered for anything. Not to mention, they are hated and their popularity ratings are in the toilet.

It was amusing after the announcement was made to watch the backlash unleashed angrily by the public stating things like ‘How dare they attend an Oscar ceremony and not Prince Phillip’s memorial!

That planted story did not get the results Haz and his wife wanted. Nobody saw them as popular and that is why they were included in the Oscar ceremony.

The PR team then floated the story regarding how they were tapped to present an award two years ago. That fell flat also. Nobody cared and/or believed it.

A second story unleashed onto the world alleged the former royals were originally set to present the ‘Best Actress Award.’ However, that plan was scrapped and switched to ‘Best Picture’ because Kristen Stewart was nominated for ‘Spencer’ and that would be a conflict of interest.

Small problem with the story. Let’s look at it logically:

  • The producer of the Oprah Interview, Susan Zirinsky,  produced CBS’  48 Hour Investigation which screened images of Princess Diana as she lay dying. If Haz has no problems with this and/or continuing to work for Netflix despite the fact that they aired The Crown, or Diana The Musical, why would presenting an award be a conflict of interest? The couple had no issues with Spencer either.  It would be rating gold for Haz to present the award for Spencer if it should have won.  Of course, the Academy would want that.
  • Haz and his wife are considered more important than Lady Gaga (who was recently appeared in ‘House Of Gucci’ and should have been nominated), and living legend Liza Minelli so they should present the award for Best Picture. After all. The most important award of the night is Best Picture. You want the major star for that award, and it’s the last award. You want the BEST person to present that award.  People watch the entire show to wait for that award and to see who presents it.

While I have no proof of this, and I openly admit when things were not verified,  a reasonable assumption to any rational person, is that Liza Minelli was NEVER a ‘second choice’  to present Best Picture. I can also say the say thing about Lady Gaga.

Another reasonable assumption is that due to Liza’s medical issues, this could not be a last-minute switch due to the amount of special attention which would need to be put into place prior to the event to keep her comfortable and safe.

The question is. How could the Academy switch into the presenter slot for Best Picture at the last minute Haz and his wife (when it was decided it would be inappropriate for them to present the Best Actress award), when they already knew Lady Gaga and Liza would be presenting?

Let’s all pause and say that this presentation pulled at the heartstrings and bless Lady Gaga for treating Liza with the dignity and respect she deserves. These were the presenters that were always meant to be, as they should be.

Nobody could top this, and it will be remembered and replayed forever.

Based on the previous awards Haz and his wife presented, can you say that their presentations were memorable and would go down in history?

Yet, they would be chosen over Liza and Lady Gaga.



I bet Haz and his wife were THRILLED that the Chris Rock/Will Smith incident happened.

The news cycle didn’t care that they didn’t attend the event, and the PR team could just let the story fade away.

Notice. There was no mention that they didn’t attend and find out why.

Now, the press has switched gears and moved on to discussing are the Queen’s Jubilee!

Will the disgraced former royals attend? Will they not attend?

The question should be asked.  Why would they WANT to attend?  Things were so bad that

The baby shower in New York took place at the time when she claims she was ‘pregnant’ with a boy, experienced unproven ‘racism’, allegedly was being held captive, while suicidal, after she had her passport taken away and was unable to fly internationally, and was being abused by the press and UK citizens.

they had to flee the country due to all the abuse!  Let’s not forget that they

  • Experienced racism from the unnamed Royal (despite having all this ‘proof’ and promising to release it)
  • Held hostage
  • Had passport taken away
  • Tortured by the press
  • Was suicidal and had access to 24/7 medical care, a husband, brother-in-law, and father-in-law who all received mental health support, an OBGYN who was monitoring her pregnancy, a mother who was a social worker, friends who threw her a baby shower in New York (with a pink theme) which she got to without a passport while being held hostage, and the person she went to (with no name to verify), wouldn’t help her
  • Was silenced
  • Genetic Pain
  • Father financially cut the millionaires off
  • Won’t give their son a title despite saying that tiles were not important and they wanted to be ‘normal’

Why would ANYBODY want to associate with their abusers, or bring their children into a dangerous situation? It makes no sense.

Honestly. Do people really care if these two attend this historic event?

Yes and no.

Sorry, Sunshine Sachs. The only reason why people care about whether on not those two attend is that nobody wants them there to ruin the Queen’s special day.

The public does not want this event to be filmed for Netflix. Nor do they want the Queen and Royal Family to be exploited.

I am old enough to remember a camera crew following them to a school to film children without parental permission, and bringing a camera crew to film (without permission) veterans and the United Nations.

I would love to see the necessary clearance Netflix received to film in the United Nations. Oh, that’s right. They didn’t obtain the clearance which is why they were asked to leave.

Anyway, will they attend? I am putting in writing my prediction is no. They will not attend the Queen’s Jubilee.

A disclaimer. I did not investigate. See how easy that is? When one does not investigate, one tells the public. I also did not consult with unnamed ‘sources.’

I am using my years of experience as an award-winning promoter and trailblazer in the field ( to provide my opinion regarding the reasons given why Haz won’t attend either with his family the event.


We just went through Haz suing for security.

As we know the security that the Queen receives, world leaders, and the rest of the Royal Family was not enough for the disgraced former royal. We saw how they were absolutely MOBBED in New York. They are in danger!

Come on. Does anybody really believe this one?

The PR company did a horrible job giving an excuse why they wouldn’t return to Phillip’s memorial. Security. We even a lawsuit regarding this nonsense.

Haz was at a Rodeo recently in Republican-run Texas which leads Chicago, NYC, and LA in homicides so far this year. Wasn’t he fearful for his life? I am glad that a local event had proper security. Maybe the local police should give the law enforcement in the UK in charge of protecting the Royals a call. Obviously, Haz thinks that the police in the murder capital of the United States can protect him better than in the UK.

I must have been cleaning the cat box and missed it. Did Haz have a problem with security for the Invictus Games? Is there a lawsuit, or does he only sue his grandmother?

Haz can’t possibly feel comfortable traveling to The Hague in the middle of a war. He absolutely would require extra security correct? But I digress.

Security is an excuse that can be used over and over and over again, and Sunshine Sachs had to think of some excuse why they would not be at the memorial.

They couldn’t tell the truth. The couple knows that they are not wanted. I am giving them credit (as I have no proof and this is an assumption) that they know this.

Heck. They have Bouzy out there doing damage control trying to make it look as if they are

more important than they really are.

Haz and his wife are so hated, that if they went, there would probably be protests. I know lots of people who will have the eggs and tomatoes ready. Haz and his wife know this. They can’t be so mentally ill that they are not aware.

Besides. How awkward would it be if they attend?

We won’t even mention that there is the possibility he was told NOT to come.

This will never be said publically by the Royals, and of course, Haz and his wife would never admit it.

It is well established, beyond a reasonable doubt, that William actually loves and adores his wife Catherine.

After the ‘Catherine made Harry’s wife cry’ (the reporter Camilla Tominey, stands by her story. Harry’s wife made Catherine cry. Let’s give Harry’s wife a break. We know that she suffers from ‘opportunistic dementia,’ and her recollection may vary.)

Also, do you think William will allow Harry’s wife anywhere near Catherine and his children?

Pigs would fly before that would happen. William actually loves and respects his grandmother too. He wouldn’t want to upset her in any way, shape, or form.

Due to these facts, it is quite possible William told Haz he is not welcome.

That’s where the security issue comes in handy.

If Haz could not attend Phillip’s memorial due to security issues… how could he possibly attend a Jubillee which will be a hundred times larger than the memorial?

Meghan Markle, who did not grow up privileged, riding a horse with her father who was abusive in San Bernardino National Forest. Horse leasing for the day costs approximately $50 an hour per person.

We won’t mention how he had no problems going to Diana’s statue unveiling. Maybe nobody will notice.

Everything makes sense correct? Haz’s life is in danger and needs more security than the Pope.

However, there is a small problem.   This event is going to be HUGE.  Realistically, security will be out IN FORCE to protect the VIPs and performers.

One can also assume that security for the event has been planned MONTHS in advance. Probably even before they announced the date.

I am an American, and can honestly say that the United Kingdom’s law enforcement from Scotland Yard to the local policeperson is top-notch.

I think we all can agree on that.

Haz has stated and sued because he thinks that he and his wife are so important and their lives are in so much danger that the security who are hired to protect the Queen, Royals, and world leaders aren’t good enough for them.

These brave men and women in law enforcement assigned to protect these individuals do

not know how to do their job. They aren’t qualified.

Haz and his wife need extra security. There needs to be a major collaboration with security in ANOTHER COUNTRY to ensure their safety.

I would like to apologize to the brave men and women in law enforcement. Just know. You are appreciated and we thank you for all that you do.

Will Haz be saying he wants to go to the Jubilee but he is worried about security? Will he be suing his grandmother again regarding security? Or is one lawsuit enough?

How can he be concerned about security for a memorial service and not a Jubilee which is bigger? Oh, the questions I have!

Just my opinion, it is not a good look to sue a 95-year-old woman in ill health, for extra security to attend her special day.

This is why there won’t be a lawsuit for security for the jubilee, even though, realistically, if security was important to him or a real reason, he would.

How can he have an issue with security for a memorial service and not a jubilee (Remember. Remain silent regarding Diana’s statue. People may forget.)

The Children

Prince Phillip’s memorial was beautiful. It was wonderful seeing all the family together supporting the Queen, Something that couldn’t be done at the funeral due to Coronavirus. This was the first time the family got to mourn together.

Catherine and William felt safe enough with security to bring their children to Prince Phillip’s memorial. It can be assumed that the future King Of England, Prince George, would be a target should anybody want to attack the Royal Family.  Yet, they felt safe enough to bring their children because they know the brave men and women in law enforcement can do their job and are properly protected.

Prince Louis did not attend because he is too young.  The Prince also did not attend Phillip’s funeral. I totally agree with this.  A 3-year-old is too young and it shows good parenting.

It would be hard to believe William and Catherine would put their children’s lives in danger because they felt security was lacking.

What will the reasoning be for Haz not to bring the children to one of the biggest and best celebrations ever? Doesn’t Haz and his wife want their children to be part of history?

I am sure Archie can miss a day of school.

I forgot. What is the name of the school he attends? Is it located near the church they attend? But I digress.

I am sure that the Queen would love to see the girl who she never saw despite Haz lying saying that she met her over Zoom.

There is no reason why the children could not go. One can’t use age as an excuse not to attend a party.

I do hate to say this, but the Queen probably will not be with us much longer.  Realistically, this could be the last opportunity the children will have to meet her.

One must think it may also be Haz’s last opportunity too. We know how much he loves his grandparents. He said he did.  He demonstrated his love and devotion by going ahead with the Oprah interview as Phillip lay dying.

Let’s not forget, that children could be so cruel. How would Archie explain to his classmates why his parents are not permitting him to be with his grandmother on her special day?

I am sure Archie’s schoolmates will be watching it on the television.  The entire world will be watching.

I hope Archie will not require the help of BetterUp after the bullying he may receive from his parent’s actions.  It’s a good thing Haz and his wife knows how important mental health is and are against bullying.

Will Archie think he did something wrong and his parents are punishing him by not permitting him to be with his grandmother and celebrate the festivities?

One more issue to think about.

There are many rumors surrounding the couple pertaining to surrogates, moon bumps, fake pregnancies, photoshopping, using other kids as stand-ins, etc.. we have all heard them.

In the past, any pictures that will be released of the children during the jubilee would be scrutinized.

Photos have been picked apart to show where it was photoshopped, a doll was used, or another person’s child.

Haz, his wife, and the PR team (if they are any good), know this.

If they do bring the children, the Body Language Guy, HG Tudor, and the public will have a field day pointing out discrepancies between past photos and the children who are presented to the public.

This will be a gift for people on Twitter and Instagram.

The lesser of two evils for one’s reputation would be to stay away. If they were my clients, that is what I would recommend.

Heck. Since lying is no issue, announce to the world that they are going. Press will pick it up. Run with it. People will be screaming that they didn’t want them, and polls will be made asking if they should attend.

Think of the publicity!  Unnamed sources will be quoted by ‘experts’ with their guesses.

Then… a day before the event announce that Haz tested positive for Covid (it doesn’t matter if it isn’t true,) and they had to cancel to isolate, and how heartbroken he is that he and his family can’t attend.

That’s what I would do if I was their promoter.

Harry’s Wife

We all know Haz is a puppet. ‘Stand by a window and juggle! I want to emasculate you!’ Harry’s wife said.

‘Yes, dear. Whatever Harry’s wife wants… Harry’s wife gets!’ Said Haz.

Harry’s wife knows that people want her in the UK as much as they want explosive diarrhea.

Even if Haz wanted to be with his family. Do you really think she would let him?

My opinion. Haz nailed the coffin shut when he decided to go to the Invictus Games instead of Phillip’s memorial.

Personally, nothing would keep me from a relative’s memorial who I loved.

Some of Meghan Markle’s large extended family during happier times.

Attending a memorial and supporting family members who I love, who were unable to mourn together due to Coronavirus, would be more important than attending a sporting charity event.

To me, family is first. They are important to me all the time and I want to be there for them in difficult times. Not just when I want more millions from my father.

But that is me, and everybody acts differently.

Harry and his wife don’t feel this way.

In conclusion, there is now way in Heck will Harry and his wife set foot in the U.K. for the Queen’s jubilee. I am sure everybody is happy.

Let’s see if I am correct…. and what excuse Sunshine Sachs will make. I still like my Coronavirus excuse, and give them permission to use it.


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