Republicans: Posting Private Citizen Hunter Biden’s Penis Pics On Twitter Is Not Constitutionally Protected

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Posting Hunter Biden’s Dick picture on Twitter is not constitutionally protected. An exclusive group of MAGA activists and online dissenters led by the world’s richest man (for now) were riled up about a cache of leaked emails revealing that the former actor James Woods and Chinese troll accounts were not permitted to post illicit images of Hunter Biden’s hog on a private company’s microblogging platform 25 months ago. While ordinary people who denied Republicans their red wave were enjoying an epic sports weekend, the MAGA activists and online dissenters were enjoying their

Now, if you’re one of the ordinary people—someone who would never consider posting another person’s penis on your social media account, has no desire to see politicians’ kids’ penises when scrolling social media, doesn’t understand why there are other people out there who care one way or another about the moderation policies surrounding stolen penis photos or can’t even know what I’m talking about—then this might seem like an unnecessary topic for an article. However, it is not.

Because the ability to post Hunter Biden’s cock shots on Twitter is the top concern in America this weekend among Republican members of Congress, prominent conservative media commentators, contrarian substackers, conservative tech bros, and friends of Donald Trump. They think that if they aren’t allowed to post porn, our republican system of government might be in danger.

I sincerely wish I was joking.

A summary is provided below for the thankfully uninitiated:

On the first point, the emails support the fundamental agreement that has emerged in coverage of the subject: As the company attempted to “unfuck” the situation, as one employee put it, Twitter got in over its head with the ban and engaged in the usual corporate bureaucratic goat rope. Since Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey acknowledged, this was an error more than a year ago, saying this is not a recent revelation would be an understatement.

As a result, the latter point sparked the craziest online debate on Friday.

They merely had a digital erection in actuality.

I wish I was kidding.

A summary is provided below for the thankfully uninitiated:

According to Taibbi, the offending material that Twitter removed at the Biden campaign’s request was a collection of links to images of Hunter Biden in bikini bottoms.

A family photo and a tweet from a Chinese account showed a naked woman standing on top of Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden’s penis is in two images, one of which has a woman in the background. Following a notification from the Democratic National Committee, Twitter removed the next set of materials that Taibbi had listed. They also contain a link to a Hunter Biden sex tape and images of Hunter Biden smoking crack and getting his feet massaged.

And that’s the main controversy. Unwanted dick pictures are deleted by social media companies: News at 11.